A Little Lighthearted Levity That Doesn't Weigh Very Much

Here at Doxoblogy, we (the staff and I) like to keep things lighthearted and easy going. So occasionally we (the staff and I) will put together a post that is more conversational in tone, or even somewhat funny. Not too funny mind you, we're (the staff and I) men of God. Anything too funny is strictly forbidden by our Holy book. Still we (the staff and I) fudge a little and hope for the mercy of a loving God to forgive us (the staff and I) for whatever transgression may result from the lightheartedness.
After all we (the staff and I) are human and humans aren't perfect so God grades on the curve, right? Right.

Which brings us (the staff and I and you, the reader) to our (ibid.) topic. With all of the potential for an implosion of the blogosphere over the continuance and degree of continuance and various aspects of the continuance of the spritual gifts, we (I'm sick of it too) are going to attempt to make your read here a little easier. So sit back, relax, and breathe in the fresh air of a few Christians (you know who we are) who really just want peace in the blogosphere.

We (us) are not really ones for controversy. We (dummies) just hate evil and wrong doctrine with a passion and try to push the buttons that start the controversy. It's not that we (Godly men) like to argue, we (collectively) just want you to know that we (Doxoblogy) are right. All of the time. I can't remember being wrong. No. Wait. OK. Just that once just now when I thought there may have been a time I was wrong, but one of the staff told me I was wrong about that.

Some of the things we (me and my staff) have been right about so far are: Calvinism, Evangelism, History, Exposition, Monergism and Synergism, and most recently, the Spiritual Gifts. We (all of us) were right about every single aspect one hundred percent of the time on these topics.
If you don't believe me, just ask the staff. They're (them) always right.