Old Doxoblogy

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

SBC Disaster Relief First On Scene During Onset Of The Tribulation

Washington D. C.- After the man of sin (George W. Bush) was revealed earlier this week when he tried to have 'WWW' stamped on everyone's heads, Southern Baptists moved into action. While people stood in line to have their heads stamped, SBC Disaster Relief volunteers gave out water, tracts, and a smile to those waiting.

"It's a rough time. And we haven't seen the worst of it yet. The next three years or so are going to be alright," says an SBC Disaster Relief spokesperson. "It's the following three years that we're preparing for." According to the Bible, there will be three and half years of peace before the beast shows his true colors.

A man standing in line, Tim Lahaye, said, "We're optimistic. I voted for him both times. I would vote for him again, you know, if he weren't already dictator of the world."

Jack Van Impe was not available for comment.

6 comments:

Rose~ said...

You're funny!

WWW!

That made me laugh.

Jeff Wright said...

Cold man.

Ice cold.

Hope Kim Riddlebarger sees that - he'd get a kick out of it.

BugBlaster said...

Post-trib, eh?

Jeremy Weaver said...

I doubt if Riddlebarger graces slums that I call Doxoblogy, Jeff.

Gummby said...

Dude, you should write a book about, like, the Tribulation and stuff. I hear that's pretty popular these days.

Nate said...

That's hilarious!