Washington D. C.- After the man of sin (George W. Bush) was revealed earlier this week when he tried to have 'WWW' stamped on everyone's heads, Southern Baptists moved into action. While people stood in line to have their heads stamped, SBC Disaster Relief volunteers gave out water, tracts, and a smile to those waiting.
"It's a rough time. And we haven't seen the worst of it yet. The next three years or so are going to be alright," says an SBC Disaster Relief spokesperson. "It's the following three years that we're preparing for." According to the Bible, there will be three and half years of peace before the beast shows his true colors.
A man standing in line, Tim Lahaye, said, "We're optimistic. I voted for him both times. I would vote for him again, you know, if he weren't already dictator of the world."
Jack Van Impe was not available for comment.